The Last Pickle Famine Mr Steven Quentin Cumber Books
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Steven Q. Cumber is a 39 year old city-hardened guy, born and bred on the mean streets of Jersey City, New Jersey. In spite of his rough and tumble upbringing, Steve had hopeful dreams and showed youthful potential. He was certain that as our President he would be uniquely qualified to pull the world back from the brink of doom and lead us into a golden age of humanity. But the streets speak loudly, even to the best of us. Steve stole a pack of gum from local store proprietor, old dead one-eyed Ed. He picked his nose and ate it on camera for all posterity. And he went spectacularly off the deep end with the drugs and the booze when he fell painfully in love with the beautiful young man-eater, Murphy Marble. Given this, you were certain to say that Steve was no longer presidential material. Shame on you for your short-sightedness. You’d better hope that this Steve, the spineless, back stabbing, bottom dwelling, scum sucking, ass kissing, litterbug of a schmo, can rise from the gutter and find a way to fulfill his promise. The fate of the world may very well depend upon it.
The Last Pickle Famine Mr Steven Quentin Cumber Books
Steven Q. Cumber writes a very interesting book - sort of a Jersey Thug meets Alice in Wonderland. It's a little rough and off-color for some, but after all - he is a Jersey tough guy who has an image to keep up. Steve's life is a shambles. He's in love with someone who has her own issues and keeps him guessing, his business is failing, he has some crazy friends, and on top of it he's doing a lot of pills, gin and ciggies.He hates the "shoulds" and "have-to's" in life, and the things that don't go his way. He wants to run away from it all. It's sometimes nice to think of running away from our troubles and obligations, just closing shop and reopening as another person with no issues to deal with. But in reality, it has its drawbacks. However, this is far from reality.
The book is a somewhat crazy account of Steve's life, told in a rambling way that has you laughing one minute and scratching your head the next. The cast of characters in his life story is wacky and colorful. I'm looking forward to Steve's next adventures!
Cumber's writing style is very different; he hardly uses any periods in his book. It took a few chapters to get used to it, and a few more to actually like it. Don't let it discourage you from continuing!
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The Last Pickle Famine Mr Steven Quentin Cumber Books Reviews
Awesome read!
I actually had great fun reading this book.
A great, unconventional read. Full of irreverent, dark humor. Give it a chance. I'm glad I did.
Great read! Cumber's colorful descriptions and humor kept me turning pages and laughing. Perfect beach read...
Great read it's a wild ride thru a tortured mind. I like to read first novels by new authors. Most aren't great but some ( like this one ) are good and provide great entertainment.
Watch out Cohen Brothers !
Get in line for your movie tickets now !
This book is a lot of fun to read. I dig this Cumber guy, and I really hope he has more to say about his crazy life in a second book. His thought processes are so damn interesting, insightful, and funny...but most of all irreverent, and so much like my own that I can't help but feel a kinship with Steven Quentin Cumber. If you enjoy a good book, this is one you've got to get a hold of.
Steven Q. Cumber writes a very interesting book - sort of a Jersey Thug meets Alice in Wonderland. It's a little rough and off-color for some, but after all - he is a Jersey tough guy who has an image to keep up. Steve's life is a shambles. He's in love with someone who has her own issues and keeps him guessing, his business is failing, he has some crazy friends, and on top of it he's doing a lot of pills, gin and ciggies.
He hates the "shoulds" and "have-to's" in life, and the things that don't go his way. He wants to run away from it all. It's sometimes nice to think of running away from our troubles and obligations, just closing shop and reopening as another person with no issues to deal with. But in reality, it has its drawbacks. However, this is far from reality.
The book is a somewhat crazy account of Steve's life, told in a rambling way that has you laughing one minute and scratching your head the next. The cast of characters in his life story is wacky and colorful. I'm looking forward to Steve's next adventures!
Cumber's writing style is very different; he hardly uses any periods in his book. It took a few chapters to get used to it, and a few more to actually like it. Don't let it discourage you from continuing!
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